Intro: > B F# E Today I don't feel like doin' anything > B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed > B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone > E So leave a message at the tone > B D#7 E 'Cause today I swear I'm not doin' anything Verse 1: > B F# Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan > E Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants > B F# E Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, nah > B F# I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie > E Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie > B F# E Cause in my castle I'm the freakin' man Pre-chorus: > C#m Oh Oh, yes I said it >D#m I said it > E F# I said it cause I can Chorus: > B F# E Today I don't feel like doin' anything > B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed > B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone > E So leave a message at the tone > B D#7 E 'Cause today I swear I'm not doin' anything > Nothing at all >B F# E Oohoo, oohoo, Hoohoohooh, Nothing at all >B F# E Oohoo, oohoo, Hoohoohooh Verse 2: > B F# Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X > E With a really nice girl have some really nice sex > B F# E And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my god this is great) > B F# Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree > E I bet my old man will be so proud of me > B F# E But sorry pops you'll just have to wait Pre-chorus: > C#m Oh Oh, yes I said it >D#m I said it > E F# I said it cause I can Chorus: > B F# E Today I don't feel like doin' anything > B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed > B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone > E So leave a message at the tone > B D#7 E 'Cause today I swear I'm not doin' anything Bridge: > C#m F# No I ain't gonna comb my hair > G#m Cause I ain't going anywhere > C#m F# G#m No no no, no no, no no, no nooo > C#m F# I'll just strut in my birthday suit > G#m And let everything hang loose > C#m F# G#m Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeahhh Outro: > B F# E Oh, today I don't feel like doin' anything > B F# E I just wanna lay in my bed > B F# Don't feel like picking up my phone > E So leave a message at the tone > B D#7 E 'Cause today I swear I'm not doin' anything > Nothing at all >B F# E Oohoo, oohoo, Hoohoohooh, Nothing at all >B F# E Oohoo, oohoo, Hoohoohooh > Nothing at all