Intro: >FM7sus2 G6 FM7sus2, FM7sus2 Verse 1: > G/B C G/B Am An old man turned ninety-eight > G/B C G/B Am He won the lottery and died the next day > G/B C G/B Am It's a black fly in your chardonnay > G/B C G/B Am It's a death row pardon two minutes too late > G/B C G/B Am Isn't it ironic, don't you think Chorus: > G C G Am It's like rain on your wedding day > G C G Am It's a free ride when you've already paid > G C G Am It's the good advice that you just didn't take > Bb F G And who would have thought, it figures Verse 2: > G/B C G/B Am Mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly > G/B C G/B Am He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye > G/B C G/B Am He waited his whole damn life, to take that flight > G/B C And as the plane crashed down > G/B Am He thought "Well isn't this nice..." > G/B C G/B Am And isn't it ironic, don't you think Chorus: > G C G Am It's like rain on your wedding day > G C G Am It's a free ride when you've already paid > G C G Am It's the good advice that you just didn't take > Bb F G And who would have thought, it figures Bridge: > FM7sus2 G6 Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you > When you think everything's okay > FM7sus2 G6 And everything's going right > FM7sus2 G6 And life has a funny way of helping you out > When you think everything's gone wrong > FM7sus2 And everything blows up in your face Verse 3: > G/B C G/B Am A traffic jam when you're already late > G/B C G/B Am A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break > G/B C G/B Am It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife > G/B C It's meeting the man of my dreams > G/B Am - And then meeting his beautiful wife > G/B C G/B Am And isn't it ironic, don't you think > G/B C G/B Am A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think Chorus: > G C G Am It's like rain on your wedding day > G C G Am It's a free ride when you've already paid > G C G Am It's the good advice that you just didn't take > Bb F G And who would have thought, it figures Outro: >FM7sus2 G6 ( .... I want you) > FM7sus2 G6 Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you > FM7sus2 G6 Life has a funny funny way, helping you out >FM7sus2 Helping you out